Ick’s Corner

The Conversation as I expect it’s going now that the drama queen is now a Viking…

Yes I know I said I was retired, and I didn’t feel I could compete at the level it takes to play in the NFL.  My plan is working perfectly, I wanted to play for the Vikings when I was throwing my temper tantrum in Greenbay. Isn’t it funny how Brad Childress is expecting lil ole me to save his job? Look how that worked out for Eric Mangini! Can you believe the Jets organization and the fans ate up that crap I was peddling about being there to do whatever it takes to win the Jets a championship? Little did they know I was there just as a hired guns. Yes I know I told the Vikings organization, and the fans the same thing at the press conference a few days ago.  I was *Broadway Brett* in New York, I haven’t been given a swell nickname by the Vikings yet. I am being called a few names in the press and by the fans, but who cares. I sure don’t care what anyone thinks about me! I’m laughing all the way to the bank, oh and I’m still a starting qb in the NFL. The guys on the team don’t seem to upset that my plan to miss all 2 a days and other mandatory team activities worked perfectly. They should just be glad I’m here, I mean I am Brett Favre!

I can’t believe Packer fans are so upset. I mean they still get to see me in all my greatness every week. God I give those Cheeseheads a Championship and now they don’t seem to care about me.  Sure they wanted me to retire a Packer legend, and never wear another teams uniform.  Sure I spent 16 seasons with them, and we had a lot of fun, but I wanted to play. They didn’t seem to like the fact that I tried to hold the team hostage each season.  Threatening them with the possibility of retirement.  Who the hell does Ted Thompson think he is? You don’t tell Brett Favre what your going to do, Brett Favre tells you what he is going to do! No I don’t feel bad for my comments the other day about *If your a true Packer fan, then you will understand me playing for the Vikings”. Why would I? That would mean I actually care about someone other then myself. I want to be the center of attention, and dammit I am going to be the center of attention. ESPN has me on every other segment, and they have to document every time I pick my nose, or go to the bathroom. They obviously recognize my greatness! Well I have to go now. Even though I can run the Vikings offense in my sleep because I’m Brett Favre, I have to pretend to play *Captain Save A Coach” and study this play book.  These coaches are so funny, they think I’m actually going to follow a playbook. I’m Brett Favre! Mr Interception, and most importantly Mr Do whatever I want! Now I really have to go, I need to get my beauty sleep.

Picture shamefully swiped from Silent e