You know its the NFL off season when you can’t turn on ESPN without the latest Brett Favre drama. For the last 4 years its been *Will Favre return to the Packers*, then last season it was trade me or I’m going to sit in the corner and pout until I get my way. Now this season its being reported that Favre is looking at coming out of RETIREMENT (again), and signing with the Vikings. There’s a F**King surprise. Favre yet again tells a team he is going to retire, then finds Football Jesus, suddenly has seen the light, and wants to play again. Who didn’t see this coming? I mean seriously, Favre made it known he wanted to go play for the Vikings last season.
Packer fans is this an even bigger kick in the crotch then last years tear eyed press conference? It was hard enough to watch him play for the Jets, but now there is a chance you could see him twice a year in a Vikings uniform? I do have a few bright spots for you Packer fans though!
1. You know Favre is good for atleast 3 interceptions a game late in the season. So when you guys play the Vikings late in the season, your secondary is going to have a feeding frenzy on their hands.
2. Don’t think bad of yourselves when you start to wish for season ending injuries as the result of a Favre sack! After all Favre has put you guys through, it is completely acceptable to wish for such things.
I really hope that Favre decides to stay retired. Course I wished for the same thing last season, only to be beaten over the head by ESPN for an entire season. From the pissing contest between the Packers and Favre, to the Jets training camp, to all the Rodgers/Favre comparisons. Please go back to the tractor, while wearing your Wranglers you so comfortable in, and enjoy your millions!!
4 responses so far ↓
1 lajitas // May 10, 2009 at 9:01 pm
Favre is like an aging actress who can’t handle the fact that she is getting too old for the glamour roles anymore. I never thought Favre’s ego was this big when he was in his prime with the Pack, but I guess he started believing all of ESPN’s hype! He needs to go into the woods, in his Wranglers, on his tractor, and play war games with his friends. Perhaps a paintball in the forhead will make him see the light. STAY RETIRED, MORON!! Let your fans enjoy their memories. What’s next? Madden signs on to do Viking games?? :rotflmao:
2 Kate // May 11, 2009 at 4:24 pm
Oh, fer the love of pete. I guess he hasn’t figured it out…..he’s making a total ass of himself!
Psst! ’bout time you got your hinder back behind the keyboard! :dancinghappy:
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3 silent E // May 12, 2009 at 6:52 am
I don’t remember him getting hit in the head a lot….. I must have been in the bathroom or something because some kind of brain damage thing happened….. Maybe he fell off his tractors too many times……… Douche bag……..
silent Es last blog post..And The She Changes The Story……. Again.
4 olbroad // May 15, 2009 at 10:59 am
E, don’t drink so much beer next season.
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