Ick's Corner

Episode four opens with the announcement that Brett Favre will not petition for reinstatement immediately. What’s the matter Brett? Haven’t you been saying you want to come back and play? Is this the I’m not getting what I want so I’m going to stand in the corner and hold my breath until I get my way? Well go ahead and pick a corner, and I hope you don’t pass out from lack of oxygen. You are either incredibly stupid, or incredibly naive if you thought the Packers were just going to release you so you could go play wherever you wanted.

Now it being reported that the Packers have filed a grievance with the league against the Minnesota Vikings (a team a quarterback away from being a contender) I might add, some including myself think the Vikings would be on Favre’s radar had he been granted is out right release. The Packers are claiming the Vikings tampered with Brett Favre. Apparently the Packers have evidence of an *Inappropriate dialogue* between Favre and one time assistant coach Darrell Bevelle who is now with the Vikings.

Please make the Favre shock monkey in my head go away. Just when I think I have finally gotten this poorly written made for TV movie out of my head.. The shock monkey zaps my brain, and I am forced to watch another episode (its almost as bad as watching Lifetime) At this point I could care less if Favre plays another down in the NFL. Here is my final plea..

Dear Mr. Drama Queen,

17 seasons in the NFL, millions of dollars made, all passing records belong to you, and you have achieved god like status in Wisconsin, RUN AWAY! Don’t walk, do not pass go, do not collect $200, JUST GO THE F**K AWAY!! Please return to the *Simple Life* set in which you call home and count your blessings you can still get up out of bed, not to mention WALK. You survived 17 seasons in the NFL. You are starting to remind me of a prisoner who has been incarcerated for many years, then you were released, now your looking for a crime to commit so you will be sent back to prison. I would also like to add that its someone else’s turn in the spot light. I know walking away is hard, but you shouldn’t be concerned with walking away, I asked you to RUN!

Signed,

A Dallas Cowboys fan that will have you thrown in my face everytime time Tony Romo throws an interception, or makes a *Brett Favre* type play. You know where your just really lucky.. If you need an example go back and watch game film from this years playoffs. Shovel pass to Donald Driver ring a bell???

Trust me when I say, you will not only be a household name in your own home, but in all Cowboy fans homes as well!