Ick's Corner

Pacman Jones was granted *partial reinstatement* today from Roger Goodell. I guess it was time to give Pacman some yard time because his *partial reinstatement* allows him to

-Workout with the team at Valley Ranch

-Participate in Training Camp

-Participate in Preseason

I guess its a step in the right direction for someone who NO ONE feels should even be on a pee-wee football team. Pacman should be doing EVERYTHING in his power to walk the straight and narrow. First and foremost *STAY OUT OF THE SHAKE JOINTS* Not only to keep yourself out of trouble, but to protect the lives of Cowboy fans!!

Pacman has started surrounding himself with a better inner circle. One kind of sad thing, Michael Irvin is one of the new members of the inner circle, If Michael Irvin is a better influence, who the hell were you running with Pacman?? Charles Manson??? I know, I know, Irvin is a born again badboy who can now be a positive influence.. Hey Jerry, why don’t you bring in Nate Newton to join the new and improved inner circle, I’m sure he could help Pacman out also! I know this is a reach, but lets see if we can bring in Ricky Williams also.. He seems to think he has a *calming influence* on people… Wait.. scratch that Jerry, probably not a good idea..

Another trusted member of the new and improved inner circle is none other then Prime time Deion Sanders! Deion has been brought in to talk very softly to Pacman, you know as only Deion can do when its just he and someone else! I just hope Deion doesn’t use to many big words while whispering sweet nothings into Pacman’s ear. Please don’t get me wrong, I fully understand why these people have been brought in to kind of watch over, and help guide Pacman. It’s always easier to listen and accept guidance from someone who has been in your shoes before.

I really think its sad that a grown man has to have handlers, and people around him to make sure he stays out of trouble so he can continue to do something he loves *play football* and make money doing it. Pacman is not the only athlete that falls into this category here in Dallas, but that’s another story for another day.